If I were a brand new parent of a baby today, here are a few names I would definitely consider:
Vodka (girl)
Bourbon (boy)
Hemp (either sex)
Meth (boy)
Blow (girl, of course)
Platter (either sex)
Buffet (girl, probably)
Mower (boy)
Shock (boy)
Awe (boy)
Quiche (girl)

What other suggestions do you folks have?